Favourite sales pitch thus far

While sitting by the road to rest my weary legs, a boy walks up to me and says:

“Madam, don’t you remember me?”

(Never even seen you before in my life)

And he whisks out his art collection:

“But I am Pablo Picasso!”

Cute.

But not cute enough to make me want to buy.

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